the Honky Monkeys

You’ve seen them on TV…you’ve seen them on stage. Now, meet them here, up close and personal. I present to you, the honkiest dudes around: the Honky Monkeys.

Tony De Luca The man that makes it all happen — yeah, he’s the hip-hop in your flip-flop, the rocket in your pocket, the phat in your hat. A lyrical genius, some say. You’d think he’s a gangsta from the hood the way he raps, but he grew up in the north woods of Maine, way out in the sticks — shit, where’d he learn to rhyme like that.
Ronald Flatlander Ronald has studied honky-tonk piano since the age of five, doesn’t really have a life outside of the band. He’s about as much fun as having sand in your bathing suit, but we don’t know any other honky-tonk pianists, and we’re afraid that if we got rid of him, we’d have to change our band name. Plus, his mom would just ream us if we kicked him out, man what a nasty bitch.
Slim Ricardo Yeah, this guy’s a total trip, don’t know where we found him. Who does he think he is, with those glasses and that stupid tie? Well, he plays better than Jimmy, so we got to keep him. Kind of quiet around the ladies, kinda spooks them, I think.
Jimmy Rocket Here is Jimmy’s Bio, not much to say about him, he’s the greatest (or at least he thinks so!) but yeah, the ladies dig him. Can’t play worth a shit, we’re thinking about getting rid of him. Good guy, though.
Sandy Thompson Sandy has been our drummer ever since Roy ate too much acid, it wasn’t our fault, we wish him the best. The verdict is still out on Sandy though, her playing style might be too aggressive for us. Also, don’t trust anything she says, I sure wouldn’t. (She owes my brother Timmy like $400 bucks, probably won’t ever see it, either.)